officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

Thursday Aug 8 @ 05:15am
Thursday Aug 8 @ 05:10am

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

Thursday Aug 8 @ 05:02am
Thursday Aug 8 @ 05:01am

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

Thursday Aug 8 @ 04:58am

Thursday Aug 8 @ 04:51am

fuckmoxy:

d e a d

Thursday Aug 8 @ 04:45am

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

Thursday Aug 8 @ 04:43am

Thursday Aug 8 @ 04:41am
Cause she ain’t want da D

Cause she ain’t want da D

Sunday Aug 8 @ 01:18am

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

Sunday Aug 8 @ 01:10am

I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

"you’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness" 

WOW

(via i-want-spankings)

Sunday Aug 8 @ 01:10am
Friday Aug 8 @ 11:29pm

Friday Aug 8 @ 11:28pm

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

image

I CHOKED

Friday Aug 8 @ 04:15pm
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